In the MONSTER Lair, we've got some . . . experimental programs going on in the laboratory area. We won't get too deep into it, but let's just say that when Dr. Frankenstein is done with his experiments, the test subjects often have very dry skin. A deep hydrating lotion made with hemp oil and shea butter helps out a lot with this. That's why we keep it on hand.
Some of these undead perfectly normal people prefer more feminine fragrances for this lotion, so we created one for them: The BRIDE. It's got a fragrance made of equal parts chocolate and vanilla. It's rich, sweet, and warm, like fudge brownies. If that's your things, you might find that you dig this lotion. Dig it six feet, baby.