MONSTER Hair Shampoo

Whether it's a work day or a play day, whether you're hitting a concert or a cubicle, your hair is going to soak up a lot of dirt, oil, and the pernicious leavings of sweat. Then there's environmental damage from heat, sun, wind, and all the forces of nature that conspire to ruin your mane. 

You need a shampoo that'll clean, but not harshly. A cleanser with the strength to purify your top-mop and replenish moisture. This, my brother, is such a shampoo.

Alpha olefin sulfonate (not a sulfate) and coco betaine are naturally derived surfactants that are not harsh - in fact, they're often used in baby shampoos. Rose hydrosol and aloe juice sooth and hydrate hair, and a combination of our blend of almond, jojoba, and meadowfoam and hemp seed oios add a moisturizing oil component. Natural olive squalane replenishes lost natural oils in your scalp, and hydrolyzed hemp protein helps to strengthen hair.

The fragrances you'll find in here aren't overpowering, just serving to make your shower experience a tad bit more pleasant. 

Packaging note: We are transitioning to new shampoo bottles. They're way cooler. Cthulhu will be exclusively in the new bottles. Other scents may arrive in new bottles once existing inventory is depleted.