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Killer Clean Shower Box

Killer Clean Shower Box

A Killer Clean

$ 35.00

No matter what you occupation happens to be, you're going to need to get yourself clean eventually. Whether you hunt vampires, clear the cemeteries of the wandering damned, or spend your days stalking the forests of the Pacific Northwest as a hairy cryptid, you can benefit from this money-saving bundle of horrifically healthy, super natural shower products.

Clean your flesh with our pure coconut oil soap, purify and perfect your top mane with MONSTER Shampoo and Conditioner, moisturize with Dr. Frankenstein's Flesh Revival Cream, and treat those around you to the exotic scent of MONSTER Cologne.

This is a great one for subscriptions - order once, and never have to worry about buying shower supplies again.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible. Due to the small bach nature of our business, we delays happens from time to time. But most orders ship in a day or two. Need to return something? Just let us know. We're pretty cool.

ingredients

Beard Oil: sweet almond oil, jojoba oil, meadowfoam seed oil, fragrance (varies by scent), tea tree oil, lavender oil, grapefruit oil

Shampoo: Water, Alpha Olefin Sulfonate, Aloe Vera Juice, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Rose Hydrosol, Vegetable Glycerine, Guar Gum, Olive Squalane, Hydrolyzed Hemp Protein, Fragrance, Panthenol, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Phenoxyethanol

Conditioner: water, aloe juice, rose hydrosol, behentrimonium methosulfate, Monster JAM (sweet almond oil, jojoba oil, meadowfoam seed oil), cetyl alcohol, glycerine, phenoxyethanol, silk amino acids (silk amino acids, sunflower oil), pathenol (vitamin B5), fragrance, guar gum

Soap: saponified coconut oil, water, fragrance, more (varies by scent)

Cologne: Alcohol, fragrance

Lotion: water, coconut oil, shea butter, almond oil, jojoba oil, meadowfoam oil, stearic acid, emulsifying wax, vegetable glycerin, fragrance, phenoxyethanol

Deodorant: Almond oil, cetyl alcohol, arrowroot powder, coconut oil, jojoba oil, meadowfoam oil, shea butter, beeswax, zinc ricinoleate, natural fragrance, charcoal powder

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