Ever wake up in the morning with your clothing torn and your body covered in dirt and blood? This could be evidence of a fun night, or it could mean that...it happened again. It really just depends if last night was a full moon.
Either way, you're going to need to clean up before you go to work, so reach for Dr. Frankenstein's most lupine offering to date.
Wolfman soap is made with coconut oil, so it lathers and cleans like nobody's business. We then cut fir needles from the forest outside the MONSTER Lair, dry them, grind them up, and add them to the soap base. The needles provide much gentler exfoliation than you might assume, given how they like to stab our hands when we're harvesting them. They soften up in the oil and light abrasion to get that dead skin off your flesh. Or fur. We don't discriminate.
We've also got a pretty nice helping of activated charcoal powder in there, and you know what that means. It's a wonder ingredient that soaks up dirt and oil and boosts the cleaning power of anything it's in by like 9000 times (note: this is an estimation based on absolutely nothing - it does clean better though).