Welcome to the MONSTER Lair

Cold processed soap made by people who really know what the f*** they're doing.

  • "Thanks guys the products are awesome, the scents are amazing and the service is outstanding."

    Andy M.

  • "This soap is amazing. Scents are unique and not too strong. They don't smell like laundry detergent like a lot of the soaps at the store."

    Russel N.

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  • "Your balm soaks in the hair, doesn't leave a bunch of oil on your beard...and it has hold! Don't change it. "

    Shane D.

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  • "I'm...picky about scents. These colognes are not like anything at the store and I love them. I think I just don't like normal colognes."

    John C.

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TIME TO TAME THAT MONSTER MANE

Made by madmen for monsters, men, and all creatures of the night.

  • Beard Oil

    To tame the beastial mane.

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  • Pure Coconut Oil Soap

    To purify the flesh while respecting your natural oil.

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  • Cologne & Perfume

    We're known for our scents. Come find your signature fragrance tonight.

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  • Kits & Bundles

    We're here to repair the economy with these money-saving bundles.

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