Monster Soap
100% Coconut Oil. Pure awesome.
The best selling soaps at the Monster Lair right now.
Witch Doctor Bar Soap
Clean, unique, super natural.
We make big, bold bars loaded with coconut oil, real ingredients, and scents that hit like a bolt of lightning. It lathers like a beast, rinses clean, and leaves your skin feeling alive. Handcrafted in small batches, made to stand out, and built to last—this is soap for the bold, the weird, and the wildly well-groomed.
We have over a dozen varieties with different combinations of scents, colors, and exfoliators, all with a gentle cleansing coconut oil base.
Screaming Skeleton Bar Soap
Sandalwood Vanilla
Bigfoot Bar Soap
PNW Cedar
Bride Soap
Chocolate Mint
Creature Bar Soap
Frankincense & Bergamot
Dracula Bar Soap
Cedarwood & Rose
Elizabeth Bathory Bar Soap
Lemongrass & Amber
Ghostly Pirate Bar Soap
Spiced Blood Orange
Gentleman Jack Bar Soap
Lavender Vanilla
Lilith Bar Soap
Rose & Mint
Marie Laveau Bar Soap
Sweet Southern Bourbon
Psycho Clown Bar Soap
Blood Orange & Vanilla
Reaper Bar Soap
Tea Tree & Peppermint
Vampire Hunter Bar Soap
Leather & Spice
Viking Bar Soap
Vetiver & Cedarwood
Witch Bar Soap
Vetiver & Lavender
Witch Doctor Bar Soap
Key Lime & Coconut
Wolfman Bar Soap
Douglas Fir & Balsam
Zombie Killer Bar Soap
Apocalyptic Huntsman
Coconut oil isn’t just good—it’s brutal in the best way. It cuts through grime like a straight razor, unleashing a fierce, creamy lather even in the hardest water. Bars made with it hit that perfect sweet spot: rock-solid, long-lasting, and loaded with skin-loving fats that don’t just clean, they condition. It’s naturally antimicrobial, fast-rinsing, and leaves your skin feeling sharp, not stripped. When you want soap that performs with no excuses, coconut oil is the one you call.
The best soap centered bundles we've got.
Monster Party Bundle
Sweet Delights Soap Bundle
Sin & Vice Soap Bundle
Universal Appeal Soap Bundle
Fiendishly Fresh
Bloodthirsty Soap Bundle
The Coven Soap Bundle
Forest & Sea Bundle
Death Dealers Bundle