Escaped From the Vault!
5 Classic Beard Monster Oils, here for a very short time.
A tropical blend of citrus and floral oils. Beachy as hell. If you can't get off work to hit the coast this summer (who can?), turn your shower experience into a Martian Vacation.
Everything is made with naturally derived ingredients.
Small Family Business
Our products are made by us - a husband and wife in Longview, WA.
Everything is made by American artisans (us).
Small Batch Quality
When nothing is mass produced, quality assurance is much simpler.
The most popular concoctions our mad scientists are churning out at the moment.
The Sinister Stash - Flesh & Mane
Beard Oil
The Sinister Stash - Flesh
Monster Fragrance
Beard Oil Sample Pack
MONSTER Deodorant
MONSTER Hair Shampoo & Conditioner Combo