Escaped From the Vault!
5 Classic Beard Monster Oils, here for a very short time.
Extraterrestrial
A tropical blend of citrus and floral oils. Beachy as hell. If you can't get off work to hit the coast this summer (who can?), turn your shower experience into a Martian Vacation.
Natural & Sustainable
Everything is made with naturally derived ingredients.
Small Family Business
Our products are made by us - a husband and wife in Longview, WA.
Handmade in Washington, USA
Everything is made by American artisans (us).
Small Batch Quality
When nothing is mass produced, quality assurance is much simpler.
Signature Creations
The most popular concoctions our mad scientists are churning out at the moment.
The Sinister Stash - Flesh & Mane
$ 69.00 USD
The Sinister Stash - Flesh & Mane
$ 69.00 USD
Beard Oil
$ 10.00 USD
Beard Oil
$ 10.00 USD
The Sinister Stash - Flesh
$ 34.00 USD
The Sinister Stash - Flesh
$ 34.00 USD
Monster Fragrance
$ 7.00 USD
Monster Fragrance
$ 7.00 USD
Beard Oil Sample Pack
$ 20.00 USD
Beard Oil Sample Pack
$ 20.00 USD
MONSTER Deodorant
$ 9.00 USD
MONSTER Deodorant
$ 9.00 USD
Sale
MONSTER Hair Shampoo & Conditioner Combo
Regular price
$ 16.00 USD
Sale price
$ 15.00 USD
MONSTER Hair Shampoo & Conditioner Combo
Sale price
$ 15.00 USD
Regular price
$ 16.00 USD
