A monthly beard and body crate with a scent-of-the-month theme.

This Month's Sinister Stash:


"Metal Meadow"

A blend of Sage, Lavender, Bergamot, Chamomile, and bits of woodsy oils. It's a very "fresh" scent bringing to mind waterfalls, clover meadows, and distant storms.

Choose Your Fate

We offer 3 tiers for you to suit your specific needs.

Flesh & Mane

$50 for Subscribers!


The total package!

Includes beard oil, beard balm, beard wash, beard conditioner, soap, and cologne.

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$19 for Subscribers!

Available in 3 or 6 Soap Options


Don't need the beard stuff? Get 3 or 6 (your choice) bars of our wicked coconut oil soap plus a roll-on bottle of cologne.

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$44 for Subscribers


For our beard Monsters who want to deck out their manes with our unique monthly fragrance. Get oil, balm, wash, and conditioner - all the beard stuff!

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  • Announcement Date

    The new Stash is announced on (or around) the 15th of each month


    Order by the last day of the month to get this month's Stash. (Subscriptions will be charged on the 1st of each month.)

  • Arrival Date

    All Stashes ship in the first week of the month - expect delivery a few days later!