What's New: May 2023

Monsters,

We don't usually do these "newsletter" style posts, but it's been a busy few months and we have a lot to say! So I wanted to take a minute to catch everyone up. You've all been awesome lately while we undergo these changes, and that's why we're offering a 15% discount on any order this weekend with the code MONSTERSRULE.

The Bride

The Bride is right at 8 months pregnant now. As you can imagine, she's been slowing down a little bit, so shipping has slowed down just a little. Some orders are going out a day or two later than usual (as you may have noticed). You have all been really cool being so patient while we do our best to keep up with orders. As much as we'd love to just take the next couple of months off, we're a small family business and we've got bills to pay - so while the Creature might be taking on more and more around the Lair, we're managing it and all is well!

The baby (aka Child of Frankenstein) is doing great. If everything goes according to plan, she will be here in about a month. We will definitely update everyone as soon as she is born - so stay tuned to our e-mails or social channels (Facebook & Instagram)!

Deodorant

We've introduced MONSTER Deodorant recently, and it's been a big hit. If you haven't tried it yet, you should while we've got the discount going this weekend. It's made of natural and naturally derived ingredients, so it's different from the kind of deodorant you get in the store, but it works just the same. The deodorant is the first in a number of new products we will be rolling out over the rest of this year, though I don't want to give any spoilers just yet - with the baby coming, I'm not sure when I'll have them out!

Women's Line

We've introduced some "lady monsters" in the last year, and we're currently working on a much more extensive line of products for women (including a number of moisturizers, bath products, and a more robust selection of hair care products). Those are going to be hitting pretty soon, so keep an eye out!