Beard Blog

7 Beard Myths
Myth: Beards contain fecal bacteria. Fact: Beards can contain fecal bacteria. So can anything. There is, in fact, probably more crap on your phone than in your beard. Your whole body would be covered in it if not for that advent of soap. Wash yourself and you won't have this issue. Same goes with beards. Uh...keep the soap off your phone, though. Myth: If you don't see a good beard in a few weeks, you're not going to. Fact: Beards can take quite a long time to grow. The average... Read more...
Funny Beard Pics
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Castaway Hardcore Beard
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New Oil Labels
Over the next few weeks, we are slowly going to be rolling out our new black labels for our beard oil bottles. They are showing with the new black labels on the beard oil section of our website already, but we are going to use up the last of our old tan labels before we start using the new ones. The contents will be the same, so don't worry about that; it's just new stickers that, I feel, fit our identity better.  Beard Monster is a different kind of beard... Read more...
Regarding Cocoa Butter
Over the next week or so, we're going to be removing the cocoa butter from our beard balm ingredients. You may receive a product that lists cocoa butter on the label, and if it's in the next week, it might! But otherwise, it's just us using up our current labels. When I first formulated my beard balm, I decided that while Shea butter clearly imparted more health benefits than cocoa butter, for the sake of completeness I would use both butters. But I read recently that cocoa butter is becoming... Read more...
Winter Beard Care Advice
Weather changes a lot of things about our daily lives, from the clothes we wear to the speed we drive to the kind of booze we drink (a lot more rum in the summer for me, whiskey in the winter, and tequila never). You might not think about it, but your beard care routine might need to change up a little bit in the winter, too. Here's a few seasonal tips for you to keep in mind during the latest snowpocalypse, and all snowpocali to come. Bluster Sucks Your Moisture... Read more...
First Post
This is the first post on the Beard Monster blog. I read that first posts are always the hardest, so my solution is going to be to say "fuck it" and make this my first post. For decently readable content, please see post number two. Read more...