The Sinister Stash
The Sinister Stash

The Sinister Stash

Regular price $ 50.00


Mr. Darling!

Lupine co-conspirator to Miranda Merrick on the Midnight Library podcast, Mr. Darling has inspired us to create a scent made with amber, vanilla, rosewood, and spices, that we think smells a bit like - brace yourself - an old library. The scents of antique wood and old books mix into a unique fragrance that we think you'll go ape over.

Inside the Box:

  • 1 oz. of Beard Oil
  • 2 oz. of Beard Balm
  • 4 oz. of Beard Wash
  • 4 oz. of Beard Conditioner
  • One roll-on bottle of "Midnight Library" cologne
  • Plus: A rather dapper pair of MONSTER Flesh & Mane socks (featuring our logo)



The new Stash is announced on (or around) the 15th of each month



Order by the 29th (26th of February) to get this month's Stash


Your Stash will arrive between the 3rd and 8th of each month.


When you subscribe to the Sinister Stash, you're not just buying a badass array of exclusive MONSTER products for your flesh and mane. You're becoming a part of the Order of Monsters. The Order is dedicated to making the world a better place through charitable acts and donations, focusing on women, children, and vulnerable people such as veterans and the differently-abled. A portion of the profit from sales of the Sinister Stash will be dedicated to those causes.
Beard Balm Ingredients: Water, local beeswax, unrefined natural shea butter, emulsifying wax, pure coconut oil, almond oil, jojoba oil, meadowfoam oil, vegetable glycerine, fragrance, melaleuca alternifolia (tea tree) oil, citrus paradisi (grapefruit) oil, lavandula angustifoium (lavender) oil

Beard Oil Ingredients: Sweet almond oil, jojoba oil, meadowfoam seed oil, fragrance (varies by scent), tea tree oil, lavender oil, grapefruit oil

Beard Wash Ingredients: Water, coco betaine, alpha olefin sulfonate, vegetable glycerin, PEG-150 distearate, sweet almond oil, jojoba oil, meadowfoam seed oil, fragrance, panthenol, phenoxyethanol, activated charcoal powder

Beard Conditioner Ingredients (Original): Water, behentrimonium methosulfate, vegetable glycerin, shea butter, almond oil, meadowfoam seed oil, jojoba oil, silk protein, panthenol, fragrance, phenoxyethanol, citric acid