Bigfoot Bar Soap
Of all the creatures we've encountered, the Bigfoot may well be the filthiest. So creating a soap that will clean even him was quite a challenge. What's the secret? The leaves of a cedar tree, when ground and baked into a bar of soap, create a strong exfoliator that will scrub down the mangiest fur of the wildest beast.
That's not to downplay the importance of a good soap base, made from pure coconut oil. That's a soap that'll work up a mad lather, get you cleaner than clean, and isn't harsh on the skin. Plus, it's scented with four kinds of cedar (Texas cedar, atlas cedar, western red cedar, and blood cedar), making your shower experience sort of like a walk in a northwestern forest. Except instead of cedar trees and ferns, there's, you know...your bathroom.
Ingredients: Saponified coconut oil, water, natural fragrance, western red cedar leaves