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Ghostly Pirate Bar Soap

Ghostly Pirate Bar Soap

Spiced Blood Orange

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  • Small Independent Business
  • Handmade in Washington, USA

Scent

Spiced blood orange. Take the bright, classic scent of blood orange. Add robust, warm clove and a touch of spicy cinnamon. What results is tropical, classical, and, well...piratey.

Meet the Monsters - Detailed Scent descriptions.

      • Bigfoot: PNW Cedar
      • Bride: Chocolate Mint
      • Creature: Frankincense & bergamot
      • Dracula: Cedarwood & Rose
      • Elizabeth Bathory: Lemongrass & Amber
      • Gentleman Jack: Lavender & vanilla
      • Ghostly Pirate: Spiced blood orange
      • Lilith: Rose & Mint
      • Marie Laveau: Sweet southern bourbon
      • Reaper: Tea tree & peppermint
      • Psycho Clown: Screamsickle (vanilla and blood orange)
      • Vampire Hunter: Leather & spice
      • Viking: Vetiver, cedar, & bergamot
      • Witch: Vetiver, lavender, frankincense & tangerine
      • Witch Doctor: Key lime & coconut
      • Wolfman: Feral Fir
      • Zombie Killer: Sweet tea & honeysuckle

      Note: These are not ingredient lists. They are descriptions of the fragrances. If you have a sensitivity to any essential oil, ask us and we will let you know if we use it!

      Ingredients

      saponified coconut oil, water, pumice powder, fragrance, activated charcoal powder

      Special Properties

      · Light Exfoliation (Pumice Powder)
      · Detoxification (Activated Charcoal Powder)

      Pirates are not known for their cleanliness. By-and-large, they just don't care for bathing. So how do you convince them? Offer a soap that smells like spiced orange and rum.

      You can also pack that soap full of activated charcoal powder - which will have the detoxifying effect of soaking up excess dirt and oil. Tell them that the soap is blackened with the evil souls of a thousand pirates past, and they'll like that even more. In reality, of course, the charcoal is made from coconut husks (very sustainable), but they won't know that. They're pirates - not a lot of doctorates in the crowd, you know?

      That works well with the coconut oil base of the soap. Pirate likes coconuts. This is like Pirates 101 guys. Come on.

      And if you really want to clean those suckers up, take finely ground pumice powder and mix it into the soap base. That's going to exfoliate that nasty pirate skin and get em cleaner, let's face it, than they've ever been.

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      Featured Ingredients

      • Coconut Oil

        100% Pure and Natural
        The most moisturizing soap oil with a wicked lather.

      • Charcoal Powder

        Uses mad science to absorb dirt, oil, and nasty stuff.

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      A Word on Exfoliating Soaps

      At MONSTER Flesh & Mane, we use four grades of exfoliation in our soaps.

      None
      These soaps do not have any exfoliation ingredients and thus require no special instructions.

      Light
      With the finest grit, the exfoliating ingredients in these soaps will gently scrub away dead skin from the topmost layer. Less effective, but great for daily use. Use as normal.

      Moderate
      These soaps have slightly coarser grit, or harder bits that will exfoliate a bit harder. If you just scrub away with these, you may cause some irritation and scratching of your skin. Slow it down a bit.

      Heavy
      The exfoliating ingredients in these soaps are coarse or especially hard, and will seriously abrade away dead skin. Use slow, deliberate circles when scrubbing with these soaps. Not for every day use; use only as needed.