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Austin & Lori - the duo that makes up MONSTER Flesh & Mane - have gotten married! It took 12 years, but hey...better late than never! Weddings are a chaotic...

Body Wash vs. Bar Soap

MONSTER Flesh & Mane offers two ways to purify that undead monster hide of yours, each with different merits. There are, as we see it, four primary differences between these...

TheMonsterLair.com

MONSTER Flesh & Mane has been around since 2014. Well. A Brief History of MONSTER In 2014, we started selling beard oils on Etsy under the name Beard Monster. The...

X-MAS VACATION!

The Monster staff is on vacation until December 28th. No orders will ship until we get back! We are a small, family business. We work hard to make and ship our products to you, and judging by the pics you share with us on Facebook and Instagram, it is worth all the hours we put in! But around Christmas, we give ourselves a week off. During that time, we don't ship out orders. But we are a website, so we are sorta always open for business. That's why during this...

Not sure which scent will work best for you? Check out this chart for some recommendations. If you're still not sure, you've got two solid options: Check out our sample pack to try all 12 fragrances. Or Contact us for recommendations via E-mail or Facebook.

The Resurrection Continues

July is the second month of our three-month event Resurrection Summer. Three fragrances from ages past that were retired are coming back for one month each, giving you an opportunity...

Resurrection Summer

We wanted to do something different this summer. It was Lori's idea, to give credit where it's due. She handles a lot of the e-mail, and mentioned that there are...

All About Shampoo

MONSTER Shampoo works by blending anionic, amphoteric, and nonionic surfactants with hair and skin healthy oils to clean and moisturize your hair. Er . . . that might require a...

All About Lotion: A Flesh Revival Cream

What does lotion do? What's it made of? And how does the fact that your entire body is sheathed in zombie flesh factor into your skincare routine? Find out all of this and more in this riveting article about LOTION.

4/20 Sale!

Details on the 4/20 sale for 2019. All weekend this year!

2018 Year in Review

Our little company has gone through a lot of changes this year. Each year we like to review some of those changes. There's no real reason for it. It's fun for us, and if you're a follower of ours, then maybe it's fun for you, too. Changes The two biggest, most obvious changes we underwent this year were our website and our name. We adopted a new name - now MONSTER, dropping the "Beard" from the old name - and designed a new site around it. The reason for the...

New Layout

Anyone with eyes can see we've got a new layout for our website. The more astute observer may have noticed that, over the past few months we've been changing a...

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