Beard Blog

What's New: May 2023
Monsters, We don't usually do these "newsletter" style posts, but it's been a busy few months and we have a lot to say! So I wanted to take a minute to catch everyone up. You've all been awesome lately while we undergo these changes, and that's why we're offering a 15% discount on any order this weekend with the code MONSTERSRULE. The Bride The Bride is right at 8 months pregnant now. As you can imagine, she's been slowing down a little bit, so shipping has slowed down just a... Read more...
Rose Hydrosol
What is it? Rose hydrosol is the byproduct of rose essential oil production. It basically works like this: plant matter is slowly heated in water inside a distiller. The steam collects and drips down into a collection area. The steam contains essential oil and water. The two are separated, and the water part is hydrosol. They are chemically different, but also similar. The essential oil is prized for it's strong fragrance, and thus its ability to scent products like soaps, perfumes, etc. The hydrosol does not have as strong a... Read more...
Gentleman Jack
Attention lovers of our resident Victorian serial killer! The scent known as Jack the Ripper has had a change of name. The new nom de guerre will be Gentleman Jack! It's the same scent you know and love, but with a new name. Basically, we just thought it sounded better. A bit subtler than just JACK THE RIPPER, you know? Plus something about it just never felt like it meshed with the rest of the monsters, and this one feels...well, we just like it better okay? There's a possibility over... Read more...
Sole Survivor Contest
When you purchase our Mutant Survivor Soap, it will come labeled with one of four character artworks - Vantucky Bill, Spencer Spack, Sgt. Mike, or Clyde. Every order will receive a random character. One character however, will only be used on one label and sent to only one customer. That character will be denoted as the SOLE SURVIVOR on the label. that bar will come with a code that will get you April's Sinister Stash for FREE! Who gets the bar will be completely luck-of-the-draw. Whether you're the first to... Read more...
FREE Monster Party Cups
We recently rearranged our office situation (moved things from one room to another, did some remodeling). In the process, we discovered a box of these cups! They're thick, double wall insulated, and reusable. They look like those cheap plastic party cups, but that's just a style thing - they're quite sturdy! We have swag we didn't know we had, so we figured the best thing to do would be to give it away for FREE to our customers! So while supplies last, get a FREE MONSTER cup with any order... Read more...
Christmas Vacation - Sale & Anouncement
  Update: Our flight was canceled, and we are leaving a week later than expected. We are keeping the sale active, but we should be shipping still for the next few days! We will let you know if anything else changes.  Hey, Monsters!   Because Christmas / the winter holiday season is a time for hanging out with friends and family, we're giving everyone at the Monster Lair the week off, starting Dec. 22nd. This afternoon we hop on a plane to go visit relatives, and we'll be gone until... Read more...
The NEW Sinister Stash
The December 2022 Sinister Stash brings some big changes to MONSTER's most popular subscription box. We're going to outline these changes below, so you can know everything there is to know about the new system. Now when they ask about it as the next bar trivia night, you'll dominate.   -> Click Here to See the NEW Sinister Stash <- Here's a key takeaway to start out: If you're currently a Sinister Stash subscriber, NOTHING HAS CHANGED about your subscription! One Time Purchases Historically, the Stash has been a subscription-only... Read more...
Halloween Anarchy Sale!
Today is our favorite holiday, so we're offering 3 different ways to get a FREE item! 1. Buy 3 soaps, get a FREE bottle of cologne. Choose any 3 soaps (even 3 of the same), and any cologne (includes Bride perfume). 2. Buy 3 colognes, get a FREE bar of soap. Again, any scents you want. 3. Buy 3 beard oils, get a FREE bottle of beard conditioner. Didn't think we'd forget the beard monsters, did ya? You can only get one free item per order. We actually tried to... Read more...
FREE Cologne Details
MONSTERS! We've got a kickass offer for you this weekend that we think you're going to love. You can get any of our MONSTER colognes for FREE with a $35 order. Here's how it works: 1. Put $35 worth of stuff in your cart. 2. Go check out our MONSTER Cologne and add the variety you want to the cart. The total must be $35 BEFORE the cologne is added. 3. Proceed to checkout, and use the discount code FREECOLOGNE. The cologne's price should change to 0! 4. Finish checking... Read more...
BOGO SKULL - FLASH SALE
MONSTERS! This weekend we are offering a flash sale, wherein you - yes YOU - can get a FREE 2 oz. Skull Beard Oil with any $40 purchase (multiple items fine). Here's how it works: 1. Put $40 worth of stuff in your cart. 2. Cruise over to our Beard Oil page and select the 2 oz. Skull you want. 3. Proceed to checkout, and use the discount code BOGOSKULL. The skull's price will change to 0! 4. Finish checking out. A few notes: This can't be used with subscriptions... Read more...
Presidents' Day Sale
The FREE Sticker Pack Thought y'all might wanna see it. Read more...
Transforming the Creature
Transforming the Creature
Here's the thing about Frankenstein's monster. Now and again, old parts have to be removed and replaced with new parts. That's both the blessing and curse of being a steampunk... Read more...